I made Hamburger Helper for dinner Wednesday night (We use soy meat for any of those out there who are wondering if the vegetarians in our family have become carnivorous), and as I was cleaning up after dinner, two questions came to me:1. How can a company create 25 different versions of a product, every one of which taste exactly the same? It doesn't matter if you're eating Cheesy Baked Potato or Chili Cheese or Classic Cheddar Melt, they all taste like hamburger, pasta, and cheese mixed together. Occasionally there will be rice in the mix instead of pasta, but that's not much difference. They're all the same.
2. Why do I keep buying this crud, thinking that THIS flavor is going to be any different from the stuff I bought before? Wednesday we had Philly Cheese Steak, and it tasted nothing like real Philly Cheese Steak, but just like Hamburger Helper Chili Macaroni.
Also, I can't help but feel like white trash when I make Hamburger Helper because every time I make the stuff I can't help but think of this scene:
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